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''Fresher Chris'' Thompson
Course & Year: I am taking a Gaph Yaar (Almost) Interesting Fact: Oldest 'ur mum' joke was found on a Babylonian text which was 3,500 years old Claim to Fame: Getting YEET & UR MUM banned on Scotland 2k19. Kayak of Choice: You need a boat for this sport??? Last Swam: As part of one of my many technicals. Favourite Paddling Place: Mellte. Would love to paddle: Le Gnar. Liver destroyer of choice: ⅔ of a bottle of Famous Grouse is enough to hospitalise. |
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Joe Petersen
Course & Year: 3rd Year Maths. (Almost) Interesting Fact: Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as a human (7). Claim to Fame: I'm Joe Petersen. Boat of Choice: L1. Position of choice: On top. Last swam: In March? On the Avon. Liver destroyer of choice: It's gotta be Purple. |
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Sebastian Lamb-Camarena
Course & Year: 4th Year Physics. (Almost) Interesting Fact: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky. Claim to Fame: I eddied out half way down pinball on the Allt A'Chaorrainn Kayak of Choice: Big Sharqxiom (Axiom 8.0). Last Swam: Half way down BUCS cus it was my first time in a whopper :’( Favourite Paddling Place: Scooooooootland! Would love to paddle: UK rivers with actual water in them. Liver destroyer of choice: Anything that’s not gin. |
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Lara Hogan
Course & Year: Um... (Almost) Interesting Fact: Porcupines float on water! Claim to Fame: I was the creator of one of the biggest Harry Potter fan pages on Facebook. Kayak of Choice: B2M (Sorry Owen!). Last Swam: In the New Sports Hub. Favourite Paddling Place: CIWW in the summertime. Would love to paddle: The Allt a' Chaorainn. Liver destroyer of choice: Paracetamol. |
Secretary |
Claudia Perry
Course & Year: 3rd Year Maths. (Almost) Interesting Fact: Cows don’t have upper front teeth. Claim to Fame: I’ve met Taylor Swift!! (and her mum!!). Boat of Choice: M4. Position of choice: Like to mix it up a bit. Liver destroyer of choice: Gin gin gin gin gin gin gin gin. |
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Rowan Preston
Course & Year: 3rd Year Maths & Physics. (Almost) Interesting Fact: Butterflies have been known to drink blood to obtain minerals they can’t get from nectar. Claim to Fame: Only hospital visit during Scotland 2019. Kayak of Choice: Wavesport Mobius. Last Swam: The biggest hole at Dulsie's Bridge. Favourite Paddling Place: Upper Dart. Would love to paddle: Everything in Glen Etive. Liver destroyer of choice: Dat spicy H20 (as long as it doesn’t come from the Tees). |
Treasurer |
Jonathan Greenwood
Course & Year: 3rd Year Mechanical Engineering. (Almost) Interesting Fact: The world record for the most kayaks to raft up is 1902. 'Cos rafting up on whitewater is a great idea! Claim to Fame: I've turned to the dark side… Canoe polo. Boat of Choice: Pyranha Z.One. Position of choice: Everywhere. Last swam: Cardiff Whitewater Centre, 'cos BanterX is a thing :'( Liver destroyer of choice: Cider. |
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Alwin Hughes
Course & Year: 3rd Year Maths & Stats. (Almost) Interesting Fact: Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise? Claim to Fame: It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. Kayak of Choice: A slicey boi. Last Swam: Cardiff IWW. Favourite Paddling Place: River Garry, Scotland. Would love to paddle: Glen Etive. Liver destroyer of choice: Club strength Eliminator. #RipScotland. |
Kit Secretary |
Oliver Cole
Course & Year: 1st Year Computer Science. (Almost) Interesting Fact: It is illegal to own more than 90 pigeons in Regina, California. Also, no more than 50 of them are allowed to be older than 1 month old. Claim to Fame: I met Jonathon Ross. Boat of Choice: L. Position of choice: Not in goal. Last swam: Tyne Tour. Liver destroyer of choice: Vodka Coke. |
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''Coach Dan'' Porter
Course & Year: 4th Year Mechanical Engineering. (Almost) Interesting Fact: I co-parent two plants, called Bob and Vagene. Claim to Fame: I come from the same town as Lewis Hamilton. Kayak of Choice: Molly, my pink Rockstar. Last Swam: Euthanasia on the Upper Dart. Favourite Paddling Place: The Upper Dart. Would love to paddle: The Alps. Liver destroyer of choice: Vodka. |
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Lara Hogan
Course & Year: This will be my 4th year at the University... (Almost) Interesting Fact: Porcupines are very hard to keep in zoos since they will eat through most materials, including concrete! Claim to Fame: Some of my latte art has over 1000 views on Google Maps. Boat of Choice: Old No Number, not sure what that is in the relabelled ones... Position of choice: Upright. Last swam: Failing to roll. Liver destroyer of choice: Gin. |
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''Beta'' Matt Glover
Course & Year: 4th Year Engineering. (Almost) Interesting Fact: Lemons are a hybrid between a sour orange and a citron. Claim to Fame: Can melt everything. Kayak of Choice: Burgnardette. Last Swam: Shredding mad gnar. Favourite Paddling Place: The gnar. Would love to paddle: Mellte. Liver destroyer of choice: Corona #glutenfree. |
Tour/League Secretary |
Dan Porter
Course & Year: 4th Year Mechanical Engineering. (Almost) Interesting Fact: I co-parent two plants, called Vagene and Bob. Claim to Fame: I am shorter than Lewis Hamilton. Boat of Choice: The one I am told to use. Position of choice: They all do the job. Last swam: Rescuing a fresher… Liver destroyer of choice: Dark Cider. |
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Social Secretary |
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Owen Kelly
Course & Year: 2nd Year Computer Science. (Almost) Interesting Fact: The ratio of sheep to people in Wales is 3:1. Claim to Fame: I can perfectly pronounce ''Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch''. Kayak of Choice: Burnie Senders (B2M). Last Swam: After falling down a drop upside down on the Garry. Favourite Paddling Place: Scotland (Preferably whilst going down drops upright). Would love to paddle: Without losing/destroying my GoPro (RIP Owen’s Faux-Pro 2019-2019). Liver destroyer of choice: What’s on special? |
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Social Secretary |
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Cameron McKenzie
Course & Year: 2nd Year Mechanical Engineering. (Almost) Interesting Fact: While hunting, stoats go crazy jumping, spinning, and twisting to get a rabbits attention. This hypnotizes the rabbit until the stoat gets close enough to attack. Claim to Fame: Lightsaber dabber. Kayak of Choice: Any slicey boi. Last Swam: Upper Findhorn :’( Favourite Paddling Place: Upright on some sweet Gnar. Would love to paddle: More waterfalls. Liver destroyer of choice: Any Ale. |
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Media Monkey |
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Jack Adams
Course & Year: 3rd Year Systems Engineering. (Almost) Interesting Fact: Fish don’t (technically) have tongues. Most fish have a bony structure called the basihyal on the floor of the mouth that superficially resembles a tongue.
But it doesn’t have taste buds, isn’t muscular and has very little range of motion, so it isn’t directly equivalent. Claim to Fame: I rescued a sheep on my first trip with the Club, to some people’s delight, and others’ annoyance (in equal measure). Kayak of Choice: The Club’s Yellow Eskimo Kendo, obviously (Scotland memories). Last Swam: Intentionally on WWSR (Unintentionally on Cardiff International Whitewater Centre). Favourite Paddling Place: Etive, Scotland. Would love to paddle: Up a waterfall, like a salmon. Liver destroyer of choice: Any Scottish Single-Malt Whisky on offer. |
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Charities, Development & Outreach Officer |
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Grady Beckett
Course & Year: 3rd Year Physics. (Almost) Interesting Fact: Male flatworms fight with their penii. The one that loses gets stabbed and impregnated, turning into a female in the process. Claim to Fame: There is a wall in a school in Uganda that I've painted my name on. They will never know who I am, just that I exist. Kayak of Choice: If it fits, I sits. Last Swam: In my defence, you can walk on the bottom at Cardiff. Favourite Paddling Place: So far? Scotland! Would love to paddle: Upright. Liver destroyer of choice: Very much depends on context. |
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Previous Execs
2019/20
Presidents: Fresher Chris and Joe
Vice President: Seb
Secretaries: Lara and Claudia
Treasurers: Rowan and Jonathan
Kit Secs: Alwin and Ollie
Coaches: Dan...again and Lara
Tour/Tournament: Beta and Dan
Social Secs: Owen and Cameron
Webmonkey: Jack
2018/19
Presidents: Hannah and Lara
Vice President: Beta
Secretaries: Jonathan and Jon
Treasurers: Liam and Luke
Kit Secs: Rowan and Joe
Coaches: Dan and Tommaso
Tour/Tournament: Alice and Alpha
Social Secs: D and Fresher Chris
Webmonkey: Elsa
2017/18
Presidents: Hadyn and Josh
Vice President: Elsa
Secretaries: Hannah and Luke
Treasurers: Ivan and Alpha
Kit Secs: Beta and Seb
Coaches: Liam and Ben
Tour/Tournament: Sev and Arun
Social Secs: Lara and Tom
Webmonkey: Will
2016/17
Presidents: Freya and Jeff
Vice President: Jinners
Secretaries: Alpha and Elsa
Treasurers: Ollie and Arun
Kit Secs: Paddles and Ben & Luke
Coaches: Deema and Josh
Tour/Tournament: Hadyn and Nathan
Social Secs: Charlotte and Patrick
Webmonkey: Elise
2015/16
Presidents: Sam and Emma
Vice President: Hadyn
Secretaries: Freya and Shoblin
Treasurers: Lauren and Ollie
Kit Secs: Little Sam and Charlie
Coaches: Ollie and James
Tour/Tournament: Christal and Jamie
Social Secs: Jeff and Jallen
Webmonkey: Thom
2014/15
Presidents: Gabs and Anja
Vice President: Jevon
Secretaries: Nicky and Hadyn
Treasurers: Sam and Ed
Kit Secs: Hadyn and Bryce
Coaches: Chris and Jamie
Tour/Tournament: Ed and Baby
Social Secs: Lauren and Jamie
Webmonkey: Jinners
2013/14
Presidents: R Dan and Baby
Vice President: Katie
Secretaries: Meriel and Abi
Treasurers: Tom Jin and Red
Kit Secs: Jevon and James
Coaches: Gabs and Nicole
Tour/Tournament: Stu and James & Nathaniel
Social Secs: Jevon and Gabs
Webmonkey: Nathaniel
2012/13
Presidents: Screamer and Eugene
Vice President: Greg
Secretaries: Aleks and Bryce
Treasurers: R Dan and Abi
Kit Secs: Alex 'Eric' Baker and Jedi Master Darling & Padawan James S
Coaches: Nathaniel and Blackers
Tour/Tournament: Long Game and Jo
Social Secs: Stabby and Bilbo
Webmonkey: Zippy
2011/12
Presidents: Alice and Jo
Vice President: Nicole
Secretaries: Becky and Jess
Treasurers: Greg and Eugene
Kit Secs: Long Game and Darling
Coaches: Bryce and Madi
Tour/Tournament: Eilidh and Yellow
Social Secs: Chunder and Nicky W
Webmonkey: Einstein
2010/11
Presidents: Mofo and Yellow
Vice President: Matt R
Secretaries: Erin D and Rachy
Treasurers: Harriet and Darling
Kit Secs: Screamer and Richard C
Coaches: Scamrass and Baby
Tour/Tournament: LSD and Alfie
Social Secs: Alice, Cloughy and Einstein
Webmonkey: Yellow
2008/09
Presidents: Madi and Cloughy
Vice President: Adam S
Secretaries: Dunphy and Richard C
Treasurers: Peter K and Rachel S
Kit Secs: Robert S and Adam S
Coaches: Einstein and Cloughy
Tour/Tournament: Matthew S and Jonathan B
Social Secs: Blackmore and Sarah M
Webmonkey: Stephen B